I was casually talking with my mom about how much I want a boyfriend, and she just told me to go out and get one, even from the internet. HA-HA-HA. Mom, please!!!!

my mom is fucking hilarious

I’m finally going outside… This is weird. I never go outside.

I’m finally going outside… This is weird. I never go outside.

me

stability:

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

a cinematic masterpiece

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